land-of-departure:

ishipitlikeups:

incognergroes:

leighandperrie:

literally…..a masterpiece 

My shit

They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing

did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

list of my favorite movies

charlesmacauly:

  • fight club (aka jared leto gets beat the Fuck Up and his face is BUSTED)
  • american psycho (aka jared leto is fuckng axe murdered)
  • girl interrupted (aka jared leto is Rejected by winona ryder— no physical pain but still savage af)
brucicle:
“ exaltedcoffee:
“ brucicle:
“ What is that supposed to mean, I do a great job taking care of you
”
Your slorg is literally deceased.
”
I found it like that
”

brucicle:

exaltedcoffee:

brucicle:

What is that supposed to mean, I do a great job taking care of you

Your slorg is literally deceased. 

I found it like that

fuckbangovers:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

The Zodiac Signs as Stages in Life

Children (hope, playfulness, energy): Aries, Gemini, Cancer

Teenager (passion, self-discovery, growth, changes): Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Adult (material comfort, accomplishments, responsibilities): Taurus, Virgo, Libra

Elder (wisdom, experience, contemplation): Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

spacecampgirlfriend:
“ acynicalunicorn:
“ phosphorescent-naidheachd:
“ All of these women are Jewish. Let’s not erase that.
”
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF THEY’RE JEWISH OR HISPANIC OR WHITE OR BLACK OR ASIAN OR MUSLIM OR HINDU, WHY CAN’T WE JUST...

spacecampgirlfriend:

acynicalunicorn:

phosphorescent-naidheachd:

All of these women are Jewish. Let’s not erase that.

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF THEY’RE JEWISH OR HISPANIC OR WHITE OR BLACK OR ASIAN OR MUSLIM OR HINDU, WHY CAN’T WE JUST APPRECIATE THEIR ACHIEVEMENTS.

because representation is important, and not to mention that two of these women are actively practicing jews

mayim bialik is a modern orthodox jewish woman who would read the torah on set between filming scenes for The Big Bang Theory, and natalie portman grew up studying at jewish schools and speaks hebrew, and often speaks about how important judaism is to her in interviews

i’m a jewish girl and i “give a fuck” that these cool ladies are all jewish too

recognizing that facts takes nothing away from their achievements: if anything, it makes those achievements even grander when you consider they all belong to an extreme minority that has been shunned and faced hatred around the world

not to mention that Hedy Lamarr was an Austrian-Jewish woman inventing this tech and starring in movies during the era of Nazi fucking Germany

so that’s why stating their ethnicity matters

kaliforhnia:

Texting me is like ordering something online because most likely you won’t hear back for 4-5 business days. 

yndu:

allegedpsychologist:

yndu:

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

cool; bro